80-percent-leg:

Professionals. 

(via phantomqueen)

puraiuddo:

Bakugo, tutoring Todoroki: How the fuck are you supposed to fight me properly if you’re worried about your shitty grades?

Bakugo, serving Todoroki healthy homemade food: How the fuck are you supposed to fight me properly if you’re eating fucking garbage?

Bakugo, giving Todoroki a shoulder massage: How the fuck are you supposed to fight me properly if you’re so goddamn tense?

Bakugo, tucking Todoroki into bed: How the fuck are you supposed to fight me properly if you’re fucking tired?

Bakugo, making out with Todoroki: How the fuck are you supposed to fight m—

hundredsunny:

one piece characters as things my friends have said

sabo: kids will whip to anything these days

usopp: *watches a goalie make an incredible save during a soccer game* CAN YOU SAVE MY GRADES LIKE THAT

ace: genuine question is cereal technically categorized as soup

luffy: *watching a sandwich being made* this is better than the miracle of childbirth

zoro: yo i just woke up from the FATTEST nap this world has ever seen

shanks: look, if you want to succeed as much as you want to pee, you can do anything in life

buggy: my favorite band is the Beatles, pronounced “beat lees”

franky: i know im american but there is no doubt in my mind that america is the 9th circle of hell

doflamingo: anyone who thinks katy perry has a better fashion sense than me is about to be a sorry son of a bitch

brook: no one can hit a dab harder than the elderly

sanji: i don’t trust anyone who looks like their brows are painted on. like me, for instance

law: im only dead on the outside. on the inside i just wonder why no one has a fucking problem with the fact that squidward walks around with no pants all the time

(via hlkproductions)

hlkproductions:

Doflamingo: [to Crocodile] How is the most beautiful person on earth doing?

Crocodile: I don’t know, how are-

Hancock: [from across the room] I’m great, thanks.

(via hlkproductions)

an-actual-lion:

bojanglesrph:

lochnessmonster:

Why don’t we get more women written in the “lovable asshole” character type

because people call them “bitches”

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